Now that our demands are known, we can focus on restoring the peace and order that the governments of Afghanistan and Pakistan and foreign occupation have destroyed. We intend to establish an organized defense force to protect the citizens and replace the current set of perverted laws with Sharia. In addition, a prohibition on all unnecessary activities which create strain on the mind and distract Muslims from their study of Koran will be instituted. Music, movies, dancing, sorcery, and shaving of beards will be prohibited in order to ensure a pure Muslim society.
We expect to hear more from world leaders in the following days.