Talks with the Press

Today, one of our spokesmen was able to speak to the press about the situation at hand.  Almost all asked whether or not we would be willing to come to any compromises in our negotiations.  We have made it clear that we do not wish to use deadly force for the sake of the safety of Muslims in the Middle East and for Muslims around the world.  Do not forget that Islam is the religion of peace.  If our demands are met or perhaps reasonable compromises raised, we will be peaceful.  However, do not take this as a sign of weakness.  We have shown repeatedly that we are deadly serious and will not hesitate to use force to attain our goals.  

World leaders now seem to fully grasp how serious this situation is.  There is a general sense of panic and confusion in meetings of the UN.  Perhaps now people of the world will see through the western propaganda that portrays us as terrorists to the true, peaceful, holy face of the Taliban.  

Countries now understand that they must meet our demands.  It is apparent to them now that the strategy of either not speaking to us at all or making absurd demands is tiring, and will only waste their time.  Every day the Muslim people are coming closer to having a holy, peaceful, stable nation to call their own that is free of Western occupation and corrupt morals.