The Dawning of a New Era

After the reading of our official statement, talks have already begun with world leaders.  People now understand how great our power truly is.  The Taliban is not just some rebel group that fights for a lost cause; We are a force to be reckoned with, and some leaders who share our goals and ideals have been wise enough to open negotiations with us.  

Now that our demands are known, we can focus on restoring the peace and order that the governments of Afghanistan and Pakistan and foreign occupation have destroyed.  We intend to establish an organized defense force to protect the citizens and replace the current set of perverted laws with Sharia.  In addition, a prohibition on all unnecessary activities which create strain on the mind and distract Muslims from their study of Koran will be instituted.  Music, movies, dancing, sorcery, and shaving of beards will be prohibited in order to ensure a pure Muslim society.

We expect to hear more from world leaders in the following days.