First, the people of Pakistan have made it clear that they want new leadership. The incompetent leaders have shown their weakness to the world as we captured their stockpile of nuclear weapons. They must be replaced at once. In addition, Sharia must replace the current set of morally corrupt laws in place, and Sharia courts replace the slow and ineffective courts in place now.
Second, all foreign militaries must leave the Middle East in no longer than one month. It is necessary that peace be restored to the people here.
Third, an official Muslim state must be established in the souther Philippines to accomodate our brothers in The Pacific.
Fourth, Israel must no longer be considered a state as the land belongs to the Muslim people.
Fifth, all holy warriors of the Taliban who are being held as hostages in foreign nations must be safely returned to us.
Lastly, we require 80 billion Rupees to stabilize Pakistan and Afghanistan and provide basic necessities to the people of our region.
If our demands are not met promptly, we will take action against Israel.
